" President Bush made an appearance on the TV show 'Deal or No Deal.' I guess he got turned down for 'Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?' "
--Jay Leno
" You know that since George Bush has become president, gas has basically tripled in price. Now Bush is an oil man. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm just saying that if we had elected Colonel Sanders president, and the price of chicken had tripled, I'd be a little suspicious."
--Bill Maher
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